One-hit Wonder

It seemed quite logical to believe that today there'd be people at the esplanade park playing footy or frisbee or whatev. simon and andreas, two swiss dudes i met from the park also believed so. ah but we're wrong, because we've forgotten the cardinal rule that Beer always beats Sports. For example, Aussies go to the games to drink beer, they dont drink beer just because they're at the games. It's Friday evening so it's no wonder that the Aussies are all out getting off their tits instead of playing ball. i take a piss in the middle of the city first and then we walk back home in the bitter cold.