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woohoo am at a nondescript cybercafe in changi v now ...
blogging in a cybercafe...hahahahahahahahahahahaha. hah.
its funny, this teetotaller thing, i get high ... but not on booze
uh huh uh huh taught aussie intl sch kids to do the sars rap ala-PCK
saw the three biggest mangoes in the world today, reminded me of 80yo women saggy breasts,
oh, and papayas

i want to go to a "liberal arts college" really soon
and be fraudulent holier-than-thou shit

my body tells me its the holidays now
my mind replies "PUH-leeze" in a most diva-esque way that even anitasarawak cant top
five more times and goodbye school! hello army!
still! in! this! hell! hole!

i did a random act of kindness today
but random-act-of-kindness-laws follow the dont-ask-dont-tell dictum

[i know]

and my cousin is so anally-retentive
she HAS to wipe up the spilt water
she HAS to lock the doors

wow
im delighted. this is easily the most [insert adjective here] entry